Monday, 1 March 2010

My favourite Jeremy Kyle quote

For those who don't know what Jeremy Kyle is, it is an English Jerry Springer. It has some amazing chavs on there that say even more amazing things. The best quote I have ever heard on there is (may not be word for word):

"And he took the microwave. How was I meant to cook for the kids?!"
Legend. It was a while ago, but whenever I think of it it makes me giggle, so I thought I would share.


  1. i quite like the one i heard a while back "i didnt cheat on her, she was pregnant, i had sex with someone else so she could relax"

  2. Haha amazing. You couldn't script half the things they say.

  3. I've never heard of Jeremy Kyle but watching trashy Jerry Springer/Maury shows are my guilty pleasure.