For those who don't know what Jeremy Kyle is, it is an English Jerry Springer. It has some amazing chavs on there that say even more amazing things. The best quote I have ever heard on there is (may not be word for word):
"And he took the microwave. How was I meant to cook for the kids?!"
Legend. It was a while ago, but whenever I think of it it makes me giggle, so I thought I would share.