This is a guy that, like David Attenborough, would have a load of stories and would be good at a dinner party. But unlike David Attenborough, you wouldn't actually want him there.
Here is something pretty wrong...
Look at the fun he has with this camel.
Oh no. Hes not done yet. This isn't for the faint-hearted.
He would go on 'I'm A Celebrity' and laugh at the tasks. A gypo burger outside a nightclub is luxury to him.
I wonder what he thinks of Marmite?