This was done while drunk. I don't remember trying to post something, but it must have been using my phone while in the club. What it was meant to say (based on the unpublished draft) was:
Just had an awkward "why am I sucking this guy I don't know's nipple on the dancefloor" moment. Rarely happens, but when it does it's awkward.
I kind of remember that now. And still don't realise, to any extent, why I sucked his nipple right after saying hello :/.