We just started a game, in which Logan had a character that was wearing a disco suit.
Logan: Look at me! I'm Funky Jackson! I'm Funky Jackson!
Me: ..? Who is Funky Jackson?
Logan: ... I am...
Me: No... I mean... who, or... what is Funky Jackson?
Logan (in a tone that made me sound stupid): He is a funky... and called Jackson...
Sam giving me a Kinder Egg toy, that took me about half an hour to assemble.
Charlie: Charlie Smart won! Charlie Smart is the best.
Me: Don't refer to yourself in the third person.
Charlie: What is the third person?
Me: It's when you call yourself 'Charlie Smart'
Charlie: But I am Charlie Smart.
While watching Match of the Day, the camera went onto a woman in the crowd, wearing a bad Santa suit.
Logan: Look! Look!! It's Santa! I didn't know Santa was a football fan. Next time I see Santa I am going to say 'Santa! I didn't know you were a football fan!"
And as an added bonus... Here is Charlie playing in goal.