On 23rd of September I went to Sukosan, Croatia with my friends. Unlike our previous short breaks, this was different because Ash had been replaced by 3 girls.
- Getting off the plane into 28 degree Celsius heat. A real 'wtf' moment when getting off a Ryanair plane.
- Brandi getting locked in the airport toilets.
- Going to a restaurant and ordering two big meat platters between us, but it wasn't quite enough meat. I trusted the guilty-of-war-crimes-looking waiter.
- Having amazing fresh pizzas (fresh because we saw the chef go over to the shop to buy things after we ordered).
- Walking back from the restaurant in the dark. The village seemed so haunted, complete with a young girl on a squeaky swing. Then a small child came running out of it's house towards Charlotte and she sh*t it.
- Playing Ring of Fire, followed by Drinking Munchkin (and a few mins later without the drinking), making me 2 wins out of 2 games with Munchkin. Then charades, and then the TV moustache drinking game.
- Liam having a few too many, "arching like a cat" over the kitchen sink, and then painting the corridor and all 3 of the toilets.
- The cute puppy that came running out, and randomly jumping up each of us, and gently biting my hand.
- Going into Zadar, and walking down a street fully of ice-cream shops, where every single shop was better than the next. I bought a bubblegum one first one, which turned out to be a huge mistake. I was later walking along with a bubblegum in one hand, and Kinder ice-cream in the other. If I had held out longer there were even better ones.
- Seeing Croatian Santa in Zadar.
- Liam texting Ash a picture of every church we saw.
- Being on the roughest bus I've seen, covered in graffiti of dicks.
- Our taxi driver getting pulled over by police (who had guns, crazy people) on the way to Plitvice lakes.
- Driving past really small villages, with half-constructed houses.
- Going through a weird looking town built around a river deep into a canyon. It had loads of appartment blocks that looked like a cross between Malaga and Chernobyl, and had the ruins of a castle in the middle.
- A Chinese person asking Mike for a picture, and when he agreed and assumed he would take their camera off them, they photographed him holding his burger.
- Walking through Plitivce Lakes national park, and seeing the many, many waterfalls and beautiful sights.
- Talking with Liam, Craig, and Mike, and deciding we will start developing things together. Hopefully this will be an important part of our history!
- Charlotte buying yoghurt instead of milk, and Brandi putting it on her cereal.
- Us men being manly and cooking spaghetti bolognese, and making a brutal cocktail using the suspicious house-spirit.
- Getting hammered playing Battleshots, then going out wandering around as a group, finding a scary abandoned building next to the sea, and then skinny dipping.
- Making our way home, wet and cold, and we all thought we had to take the road to the left, but Mike thankfully somehow know exactly where to go.
- Seeing Croatian Mario in Sukosan.
- Sunbathing on the pier, and actually getting a bit of a tan from a Ryanair holiday.
- Playing Munchkin again, and becoming 3/3 wins at it. Muwahaha. "Steady steady... turkey turkey".
- Buying a sandwich in the airport, and it literally being the worst sandwich I have ever eaten. It was only ham too, I don't know how they could go so wrong.
That chinese woman actually wasn't taking a picture of me with my burger. She just wanted a picture of my burger. Just the burger.
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